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In a stunning display of political innovation, strategy gaming enthusiast and self-proclaimed "Master of the Realm," Alex Stratego, has presented a revolutionary tax reform plan to the House of Representatives, aiming to avert what many are calling an "economic disaster." Stratego, known for his prowess in turning virtual empires into prosperous kingdoms, has proposed a system that would tax citizens based on their "strategic value" to the nation.

The plan, which Stratego claims is inspired by his countless victories in the popular strategy game "Realm Conquest," would assess each citizen's skills, resources, and influence, and then tax them accordingly. "In 'Realm Conquest,' every player has a role that contributes to the kingdom's success," Stratego explained. "Why can't we apply this logic to our own nation?"

The proposal has sent shockwaves through the House of Representatives, with members from both parties simultaneously praising the innovative approach and expressing concerns about the potential for chaos. "This is either a stroke of genius or the most outlandish plan I've ever heard," said Rep. John Fiscale, a member of the Wise Budget Committee. "I mean, who decides what your 'strategic value' is, and what happens if you refuse to pay your 'strategic taxes'?"

Stratego, undeterred by the skepticism, argues that a panel of experts, including economists, sociologists, and, of course, seasoned strategy gamers, would be responsible for assessing each citizen's value. "It's all about balance and strategy," Stratego added. "Just like in the game, if you overtax one sector, the entire economy suffers. But if you get it right, everyone benefits."

Critics have pointed out the potential for "strategic value" to become a highly contentious and subjective measure, leading to a new form of inequality. However, Stratego remains undaunted, insisting that with the right algorithms and a bit of tweaking, his plan could be the solution to the nation's fiscal woes.

As the debate continues, one thing is clear: the House of Representatives has never seen a tax reform proposal quite like this one. Whether it will lead to a new era of prosperity or plunge the nation into a full-blown economic disaster, only time will tell. But one thing's for sure, in the world of politics, nothing is more unpredictable than a strategy gamer with a tax plan.

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