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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the halls of power and the living rooms of political enthusiasts alike, it has come to light that the latest craze among Washington's elite—a strategy game known as Constitutionnal Conundrum" —is not just a harmless pastime but a masterclass in political chicanery and constitutional corruption.

The game, which has been hailed as "a fun and educational way to learn the intricacies of the US political system," has been secretly designed by a shadowy collective of disgruntled lobbyists and disenchanted politicians who wish to remain unnamed. Constitutionnal Conundrum" allows players to simulate the political landscape, complete with crafting legislation, influencing elections, and even impeaching presidents.

Critics argue that the game's true purpose is to normalize the kind of backroom dealings and brazen manipulation that have long been a staple of Capitol Hill. "It's like playing Monopoly, but instead of just losing your houses, you're losing your fundamental rights," remarked political commentator and game enthusiast, Patricia "Pink Slip" Patterson.

One particularly controversial feature of the game is the "Lobbyist's Loophole" card, which allows players to bypass any law or regulation by simply spending enough "influence points." This mirrors the real-world practice of lobbying, where wealthy interests can effectively purchase legislative favor.

The game has also been criticized for its "Election Rigging" mechanic, where players can manipulate electoral outcomes by controlling media narratives, gerrymandering districts, and even deploying fake news to sway public opinion. "It's almost like they're teaching the next generation of politicians how to win at any cost," quipped political satirist, Leonard "Laughingstock" Lewis.

In response to the controversy, the game's creators released a statement claiming that Constitutionnal Conundrum" is merely a tool for education and that it promotes "critical thinking about the political process." They also emphasized that the game is "100% legal" and that it's up to the players to decide how to use the strategies within the bounds of the law.

However, with reports surfacing that some senators have been caught playing the game during legislative sessions, it seems that the line between simulation and reality has been blurred. As the nation grapples with the implications of this political satire turned training ground for constitutional corruption, one thing is clear: the game is afoot, and the rules are whatever you can get away with.

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