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In an unprecedented turn of events, the United States faced a historical disaster this Monday, a day that will forever be etched in the annals of American history as the day when political satire single-handedly dismantled the nation's taxation system.

It all began when the acclaimed humorist and satirical journalist, known for their impeccable timing and biting wit, published an article that humorously suggested a revolutionary approach to taxation: "Why don't we just ask the IRS agents to flip a coin for our tax returns?" The piece, which was intended to highlight the absurdity of the current tax code, inexplicably sparked a nationwide movement.

Citizens across the country, in a collective fit of rebellion against the convoluted tax laws, began to take the satirical suggestion literally. IRS offices were besieged by a deluge of coin flips, with agents reportedly spending their entire shifts performing acrobatic feats to juggle the influx of quarters and nickels.

The chaos escalated as financial institutions, banks, and tax preparation services ground to a halt, with tellers seen frantically flipping coins to determine account balances and tax liabilities. Stock markets trembled at the thought of implementing such a method for corporate tax assessments, leading to a record-breaking one-day plunge that left economists and financial experts baffled.

In a desperate attempt to restore order, the President, known for their razor-sharp focus on bipartisan issues, held an emergency press conference to address the nation. With a straight face, they declared a state of emergency and called upon the nation's top mathematicians and statisticians to calculate the probability of a fair tax system based on coin flips.

Meanwhile, political pundits from all sides of the spectrum were in a frenzy, attempting to assign blame for the fiasco. It was a sight to behold as they debated the merits of satirical journalism and its impact on the fabric of democracy.

As the dust settled and the coin flips subsided, the nation was left to pick up the pieces of what many are now calling "The Great Coin Flip Disaster of 2023." In the aftermath, a bill proposing the strictest regulations on satirical journalism was introduced to Congress, sparking a new wave of debate and controversy.

Experts predict that this incident will go down in history as a cautionary tale of the power of satire, a reminder of the delicate balance between freedom of expression and the often-serious business of taxation. And as the dust settles, one thing is clear: the American people will never look at a coin the same way again.

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