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In a sensationalist turn of events, a secretive Republican bill, known as the "American Exceptionalism Preservation Act" (AEPA), has been uncovered by a dedicated team of investigative journalists. The legislation, which has been quietly maneuvered through the halls of Congress by the stealthiest of legislators, Congressman Good ol' Boy (COGOB), and his shadowy cabal, threatens to upend the very foundations of the American government.

The AEPA, a 2,000-page document that was written in a language so arcane and complex that even its authors had to admit they couldn't fully understand it, aims to grant unparalleled powers to a newly created executive position: the Minister of Exceptionalism. This minister, who will be appointed by the President-for-Life, President Lifetime Achievement (PLA), will have the authority to bypass all branches of government, declare martial law at will, and personally control the entire American economy.

But that's not all. The bill also contains a little-known clause that allows the Minister of Exceptionalism to retroactively rewrite any piece of legislation passed in the last 250 years. This means that the Constitution, which many of us learned in elementary school, could soon be as outdated as flip phones or VHS tapes.

In a shocking display of non-partisanship, a number of high-profile Democrats, including Senator Big Tent (SBT), have been caught on tape congratulating COGOB and PLA on their "visionary" legislation. Insiders suggest that this alliance is merely the tip of the iceberg, hinting at a long-standing secret society within Congress that operates above partisan lines, united by a common goal of maintaining the status quo of political power and personal wealth.

The public reaction has been predictably furious. Protests have erupted across the country, with citizens waving flags upside down, a sign of distress, and singing patriotic songs in a desperate attempt to drown out the cacophony of political doublespeak coming from Capitol Hill.

As the story continues to unfold, it remains to be seen whether the AEPA will become law or if the American people will rise up to defend their democracy. One thing is for certain: this is not your grandpa's political scandal. It's a full-blown, no-holds-barred, constitutional crisis that promises to be more exciting than any reality TV show. Stay tuned.

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