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In a stunning turn of events, the United States government finds itself teetering on the edge of a constitutional abyss as Congress and the Supreme Court engage in a high-stakes game of legal Jenga. The controversy erupted earlier this week when a rogue Congressional committee, led by the enigmatic and utterly fearless Representative Darington Swift, initiated what can only be described as a parliamentary coup d'état, aiming to impeach every sitting Supreme Court justice for "gross misconduct in the realm of judicial humor."

The impetus for this unprecedented legislative lariat was a series of off-the-cuff remarks made by the Justices at a recent black-tie gala, where the esteemed judges reportedly traded barbs and bon mots with the ease of a late-night talk show host on a caffeine binge. The remarks, which ranged from gentle jibes at one another's judicial philosophies to a particularly damning pun about the complexities of constitutional law, have since been blown out of proportion by a hyper-partisan media machine hungry for sensationalism.

"It's a clear violation of the public's right to have their constitutional interpretations devoid of any hint of levity," Swift declared in a press conference, his eyes alight with the fires of righteous indignation. "We cannot have our sacred texts dissected by jesters in robes!"

The Supreme Court, for its part, has responded with a level of gravitas that could put a funeral director to shame, denouncing the impeachment efforts as a direct assault on the separation of powers. In a rare joint statement, the Justices declared, "We are not amused," sending shivers down the collective spine of Capitol Hill.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the stage is set for a constitutional showdown that could redefine the very fabric of American democracy. On one side, a Congress emboldened by the will of the people, or so they claim, armed with nothing but the unyielding might of the impeachment clause. On the other, a Supreme Court steeped in tradition and the weight of centuries, ready to defend the sanctity of judicial humor at all costs.

The stakes are high, the tension palpable, and the outcome uncertain. But one thing is for sure: the future of democracy has never looked quite so comedic.

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