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In a stunning twist that has rocked the political world to its core, it has been uncovered that the seemingly unbeatable President Snicker-Clinton's secret weapon in the upcoming election is none other than the classic strategy game "Risk." Insiders close to the President, who has been through the gauntlet of impeachment proceedings and emerged victorious, attribute his political savvy and unparalleled strategic foresight to endless hours spent in the Oval Office, not drafting legislation, but rather plotting world domination—one turn at a time.

Sources claim that President Snicker-Clinton's daily schedule is meticulously planned around his "Risk" sessions, which have reportedly replaced the majority of his briefings and policy discussions. "The man is a tactical genius," exclaimed White House aide, Carl Weasley. "He's got armies amassed in Siberia and navies circling the globe. He's already won the Cold War in a game, so why can't he do it for real?"

The Democrats have taken note, with party leaders secretly enrolling in "Risk" boot camps to hone their diplomatic and strategic prowess in hopes of dethroning the formidable President. "We're not just playing to play," declared Democratic frontrunner, Sanders-Biden. "We're playing to win, and if that means learning the art of conquest from a board game, then so be it. We're talking about the future of our nation here."

Meanwhile, the opposition has expressed concern over the President's unhealthy obsession, fearing that his real-life decisions might be influenced by the outcomes of his "Risk" games. "It's one thing to use a strategy game to sharpen your mind," commented Senator Chuckleschim, "but it's another to let a game dictate foreign policy. We can't have our leader making moves based on dice rolls."

In a bizarre twist, the President has been overheard discussing the integration of "Risk" elements into actual international relations. "Why stop at the board?" he was quoted as saying. "If I can conquer the world in a game, why can't I do it for real? I'm thinking of annexing Canada—it's practically a done deal in the game. I just need to convince the troops, er, I mean, the American people."

As the election approaches, political pundits are left scratching their heads, trying to decipher whether this new strategy will be a stroke of genius or a bridge too far. One thing is certain: the world will never look at a game of "Risk" the same way again.

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