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In a move that has left the nation both baffled and intrigued, the United States Senate has unanimously passed the "Pandemic of Kindness Act" – a piece of legislation so revolutionary, it's rumored to have been drafted on a whim by a senator who mistook their Zoom call for a virtual meditation session.

The bill, sponsored by the enigmatic Senator Laughingstar (R-VT) and the ever-enthusiastic Senator Hugs Alot (D-CA), aims to mandate daily acts of kindness across the nation. From the bustling streets of New York to the serene fields of Oregon, every American will be required to perform at least one act of unprovoked goodwill towards their fellow citizens.

Critics argue that this unprecedented intrusion into the personal lives of Americans is an affront to personal freedom, while supporters claim it's a step towards a utopian society of love and laughter. The bill's passage has sparked a frenzy of speculation across the political landscape, with pundits and politicians alike struggling to understand the motivations behind such an unorthodox piece of legislation.

The most surprising aspect of the bill's unanimous passage is the absence of the usual partisan bickering. Instead, the Senate erupted into a rare display of bipartisan camaraderie, with lawmakers exchanging impromptu bear hugs and sharing homemade cookies during the vote.

In an exclusive interview, Senator Laughingstar explained, "We're in uncharted territory here. I mean, who wouldn't want a world where it's illegal not to share your Wi-Fi password or where giving a stranger a compliment earns you a gold star? It's a win-win. We'll have the happiest country on Earth, and I'll have the most adorable campaign ads."

The "Pandemic of Kindness Act" is set to be signed into law by President Smileyface (I), whose administration has reportedly been in a perpetually jovial mood since the bill's proposal. The President's office released a statement saying, "This is the kind of leadership America needs – the kind that encourages you to pay for the person's coffee behind you without eavesdropping to make sure they're not a total jerk."

While the nation braces itself for the cultural shift that the new law promises, the United States Postal Service has already reported a surge in orders for "Kindness Stampers" to be used in place of postage stamps, with the slogan: "Spread joy, delay the mail."

In related news, the Senate's cafeteria has been transformed into a 24/7 cookie and milk bar, with a strict policy that no one is allowed to sit alone at the lunch counter.

As the country prepares for this brave new world, only time will tell if the "Pandemic of Kindness Act" will unite Americans in a warm embrace or if it will leave us all wishing for the good old days of passive-aggressive road rage.

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