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In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political and gaming communities alike, it has been revealed that strategy games are not just harmless leisure activities but are in fact the secret training grounds for budding politicians and economic gurus. The revelation came to light when Senator P. Gamestrategicus, a notorious advocate for board games as educational tools, was caught during a heated Congressional debate using a clandestine Ouija board to communicate with the spirit of Sun Tzu, the ancient military strategist.

The controversy erupted when an eagle-eyed intern noticed the subtle hand signals Senator Gamestrategicus was using to 'roll the dice' in the senate chamber, a clear violation of the no-gaming-paraphernalia-in-public-offices act of 2017. The intern quickly alerted the Capitol Police, who, after a tense standoff, managed to confiscate the Ouija board and arrest Senator Gamestrategicus for 'consorting with the dead' and 'attempting to influence policy through supernatural means.'

In the wake of this scandal, it has come to light that many politicians have been secretly honing their skills in strategy games like "Risk" and "Civilization," where they can practice everything from world domination to economic management. Insiders report that President M. Economica often holds clandestine meetings in the White House Situation Room with his economic advisors, who are, in fact, high-ranking AI entities from the game "Sid Meier's Civilization."

The revelation has sent shockwaves through the gaming community, with players claiming that their favorite strategy games have been co-opted by the political elite to train for world domination. Meanwhile, economists are divided on the issue, with some arguing that the economic models and simulations used in games like "SimCity" and "Transport Tycoon" have given politicians a false sense of security in their decision-making processes.

As the world grapples with the implications of this newfound knowledge, one thing is clear: the line between reality and strategy games has been irreversibly blurred. And as nations around the globe begin to implement policies based on game theory and AI advice, it's only a matter of time before the next political move is declared illegal or, worse, a clever ruse conceived in the virtual boardrooms of the world's most popular strategy games.

In a world where the next diplomatic crisis could be averted by a well-placed 'nuclear strike' in "Civilization," or where economic policy is shaped by the whims of a virtual emperor from "Total War," it's time for citizens to ask themselves: are our leaders playing with a full deck, or are they just rolling the dice?

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