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In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads in bewilderment, former strategy gaming champion, President Pixelated, has pulled off what many are calling the most extraordinary political upset in recent history. The victory, which saw President Pixelated securing a landslide win, was reportedly orchestrated using advanced tactics typically employed in the virtual battlegrounds of popular strategy games like "Global Conquest" and "Fraction Fray."

Insiders close to the President's campaign revealed that his strategy team, comprised of seasoned gamers and political science dropouts, had meticulously mapped out a plan inspired by the game mechanics of these popular strategy games. They employed a "divide and conquer" approach, reminiscent of the classic game of "Risk," to fragment the opposition and siphon off votes from minor candidates.

The campaign's Constitutionnal Conquest" phase, a direct homage to the Constitution and the game "Civilization," aimed to rally a diverse coalition of voters by promising to "lead them to prosperity and a new world order." The strategy seemed to pay dividends as President Pixelated's approval ratings soared, much like the in-game score multipliers in "Empire Tycoon."

Furthermore, the President's adept use of the "Diplomacy" expansion pack, a popular add-on for strategy games, allowed him to form unexpected alliances, mirroring his real-life coalition with a notorious former adversary who had previously been impeached for what many deemed "gross misconduct." This move was akin to an in-game alliance forged between rival factions, united solely by the mutual desire to eliminate a common enemy.

Critics of the President have been quick to point out the irony of a leader who spent countless hours strategizing against fictional adversaries now setting policy in a complex, real-world arena. However, his supporters argue that the skills honed in these games have prepared President Pixelated for the unpredictable and often chaotic nature of politics.

As President Pixelated prepares to take the oath of office, the nation braces itself for what promises to be an administration unlike any other. The White House has already been retrofitted with a state-of-the-art gaming room, complete with high-end computers and the latest strategy games, to better accommodate the President's unique approach to governance.

In an exclusive interview, President Pixelated declared, "Gaming has taught me that every challenge is an opportunity. Every setback is a strategy waiting to be executed. And every victory is just the beginning of the next, bigger challenge. That's how I plan to run this country. It's time to play the game of governance like never before."

As the nation watches with bated breath, one can't help but wonder if this gamer-turned-leader will indeed lead the country to unprecedented heights or if reality will prove to be a more challenging level than any virtual world could ever be.

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