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In an unparalleled turn of events, the latest political satire mobile game, "The Simulacrum: Election Edition," has shocked the nation by accurately predicting the outcome of the upcoming U.S. election. The game, developed by a team of pocket-sized programming prodigies and satirical savants, has left scientists, political pundits, and statistical experts scratching their heads in bewilderment.

The game, which simulates a whimsical world where candidates like "Senator Porkulus" and "Congresswoman Fiscalcliff" duke it out in a battle of wits and waffles, has inexplicably mirrored the real-world political landscape. Players have been making strategic decisions, from forming satirical political action committees to rallying virtual citizens with catchy slogans like "Vote for Me, I Promise to Do Absolutely Nothing!"

Dr. Jane Smart, a renowned scientist in the field of political prognostication, expressed her shock during a press conference held in a makeshift tent made entirely of conspiracy theory theories. "We've always thought that complex algorithms and big data were the keys to unlocking the enigma of human voting behavior," she said, adjusting her tinfoil hat adorned with tiny LED lights blinking in a mysterious pattern. "But who would have thought that a game designed to mock our political system could outsmart us all?"

The game's developers, a motley crew of former comedians and disgruntled political science graduates, have remained largely invisible, communicating through a series of ciphers and cryptic limericks. "We simply harnessed the power of satire and human folly," they stated in their latest riddle, which was deciphered by a team of grad students fueled by a mix of energy drinks and existential dread.

As the election draws near, the country watches with bated breath to see if "The Simulacrum: Election Edition" will continue its streak of bizarre predictions. Meanwhile, the game's user base has exploded, with many players admitting they've developed an eerie connection to the political figures they've been playfully manipulating.

In a surprising move, political strategists from both major parties have reached out to the game's developers, seeking advice on how to appeal to the virtual populace. "If this game can predict the future," said "Senate Whip Disingenuous" in a leaked audio recording, "maybe we should start campaigning on issues like 'Free Pizza for Life' and 'Teleportation for All.'"

As the veil between political satire and reality grows ever thinner, Americans are left to ponder whether they are living in a simulation, or if the simulation is living in them. One thing is certain: the upcoming election will be a spectacle unlike any other, filled with surprises, satire, and perhaps a touch of the sublime.

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