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In a stunning turn of events, scientists at the Fakestein Institute of Advanced Studies have made a discovery that could rewrite history as we know it. The team, led by the eccentric and often controversial Dr. Fibber McGee, has stumbled upon a loophole in quantum physics that allows for the alteration of historical events.

This groundbreaking revelation has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, with Republicans immediately rallying against the potential for rewriting the past. "This is a direct assault on the fabric of our nation's identity!" exclaimed Senator Permanent Record, a staunch conservative from the state of Eternal Election. "If we can change history, then every economic policy, every political victory, every election result is up for grabs!"

On the other side of the aisle, Democrats were equally enthusiastic, envisioning a world where Abraham Lincoln could have been a vegan environmentalist. "Imagine the possibilities!" cheered Representative Green New Deal, her eyes twinkling with the prospect of a rewritten past where all their policies were universally hailed as visionary.

The House of Representatives convened an emergency session to discuss the implications of this new scientific frontier. Debate raged over the potential to erase the mistakes of the past or to safeguard the achievements of their respective heroes and heroines.

Meanwhile, economists from the Institute of Monetary Folly warned that tampering with historical events could have unforeseen consequences on the global economy. "The stock market could collapse if investors lose faith in historical records," said Dr. Dollar Bill, his face a mask of grave concern. "We could see a rush to buy gold, ancient artifacts, and the autographs of historical figures!"

As the nation holds its breath, Dr. Fibber McGee and his team continue their work, undeterred by the political maelstrom they've inadvertently created. "We're just scientists," said McGee with a shrug. "We didn't ask for this responsibility. We're just here to push the boundaries of human knowledge, even if it means the world might end up looking like a history book written by kindergartners."

In a rare bipartisan agreement, both parties have called for a full investigation into the implications of quantum manipulation of history. A committee has been formed, with Senator Permanent Record and Representative Green New Deal co-chairing the task force. The outcome of this investigation could very well determine the fate of history as we know it, or at least keep the debates and discussions alive for years to come.

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