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In an unprecedented turn of events, sources close to the enigmatic figure known only as 'The Humorist' have revealed that this shadowy satirical genius has been orchestrating the most audacious political spectacle of the year. This maestro of mirth, who has been pulling the strings from the shadows, has managed to unite both Democrats and Republicans in a frenzied dance of disarray, inadvertently leading them to a impeachmenthment fiasco of epic proportuity.

The plot thickens when one discovers that 'The Humorist' is none other than the mastermind behind the satirical newspaper 'The Onion's Lesser-Known Cousin,' a publication so obscure that it was until now believed to be the brainchild of a disgruntled intern with a penchant for farce. The Humorist's influence extends far beyond the confines of his newspaper, as evidenced by the recent legislative chaos that has seen members of both parties attempting to impeach each other on the most ludicrous of grounds.

Insiders claim that 'The Humorist' orchestrated the entire debacle by leaking a series of fabricated emails that implicated both parties in a series of outlandish schemes, including a plan to replace the Capitol building's dome with a giant tomato, and another to introduce a legislation mandating the national anthem be sung in a falsetto during all public gatherings.

The political class, it seems, took the satirical missives as genuine, leading to a series of events that have left the nation both bewildered and entertained. The resulting impeachment proceedings were a circus of irony, with members of Congress pointing fingers at one another, quoting mock articles as gospel truth, and ending each day with a rendition of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' in falsetto, as per the newly proposed law.

As the dust settles on this satirical spectacle, one cannot help but wonder: is this a case of political strategy gone awry, or a masterful display of the power of humor to expose the absurdity of our political system? Only 'The Humorist' knows for sure, but one thing is clear: the nation's capital has never been more theatrically unserious.

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