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In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts and grandmothers alike utterly baffled, the latest mobile gaming sensation, "Flap the State," has inadvertently become the unexpected catalyst for a fierce political firestorm. The game, which tasks players with guiding a digitized bald eagle through a maze of political clichés and Washington D.C. landmarks, has been downloaded over 100 million times, but it's not the gameplay that has legislators and pundits in a frenzy.

At the heart of the controversy is the game's "Lawmaking Levels," where players must navigate complex legislative processes to pass a bill. The twist? The bill in question is an amendment to the Constitution that would require all politicians to play "Flap the State" before assuming office. Proponents argue that this would ensure that elected officials have the dexterity, patience, and critical thinking skills necessary to navigate the treacherous waters of modern governance.

"If our representatives can't even handle a virtual eagle dodging obstacles, how can we expect them to handle our nation's real challenges?" exclaimed Senator Thumb-Tapp, the game's most vocal advocate, who, ironically, has yet to beat level 5.

On the other side of the aisle, critics have denounced the game as a "frivolous distraction" that undermines the seriousness of the political process. "We're not here to play games with the future of our democracy," bellowed Representative Serious Face, who, when pressed, admitted to spending more hours perfecting his high score than reading the latest healthcare bill.

The situation took a bizarre turn when a group of tech-savvy teenagers, dubbed the "Digital Founding Fathers," staged a sit-in at the Capitol, demanding that the government officially recognize "Flap the State" as a valid platform for political debate. They argue that the game's use of emojis and memes to represent complex policy issues makes it more accessible to younger voters.

In a rare display of bipartisan unity, both parties have come together to condemn the game, citing concerns about its addictive nature and its potential to turn the political process into a spectator sport. However, in a classic case of irony, their joint resolution has become the most popular in-game challenge to date, with players flocking to the app to witness the strange alliance between the two political entities.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: in a world where the line between reality and virtual reality is increasingly blurred, "Flap the State" has managed to do what no political figure or movement has been able to achieve – it's got everyone talking, playing, and, most importantly, thinking about the future of their nation in ways they never thought possible.

In the end, as the nation grapples with this unprecedented situation, one can't help but wonder if the game is, in fact, a satirical masterpiece that holds up a mirror to the absurdity of our political system, or if it's just another distraction in the endless quest for our attention. Only time will tell, but until then, the skies over Washington D.C. are filled with the flapping sounds of eagles and the echoes of politicians trying to outdo each other's high scores.

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