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In a bizarre yet fascinating twist to American politics, the United States Senate has just passed a landmark bill endorsing the use of strategy games like "Risk" and "Pandemic" as compulsory tools for civic education in high schools across the country. The bill, affectionately dubbed the "Eagle's Strategy for Awareness and Civic Growth Act" or "ESAC Game Act," was met with a cacophony of applause from both sides of the aisle, each for vastly different reasons.

Senator Hootie McFussypants, the lead sponsor of the act, declared that these games are the perfect vehicle for teaching young minds the intricacies of government and diplomacy. "Through 'Diplomacy,' our youth will learn the art of negotiation, backstabbing, and global relations. It's a win-win for everyone!" he exclaimed, completely ignoring the game's blatant endorsement of imperialism and backstabbing.

On the other hand, Senator Prudence Borington expressed her concern that the historical accuracy of these games was "at best, a caricature and at worst, a dangerous misinterpretation of history." However, she was quick to add that the controversy was a "fabulous opportunity for spirited debate and critical thinking, which, of course, is what we want our education system to promote."

The bill's passage came as a surprise to many, given the ongoing disputes over historical representation in educational materials. Critics argue that these games simplify complex historical events into a "roll-the-dice" formula, while proponents claim that they provide an engaging entry point into the world of politics and strategy.

In a related event, the Department of Education has announced the formation of a new task force, the "Educational Gameplay Oversight Committee," to oversee the integration of these games into the curriculum. The committee's first task will be to address the burning question: What do you do when a student from Georgia refuses to invade Alabama for a history project because they 'just can't bring themselves to do it in the game'?

The debate is far from over, but one thing is certain: when the next generation takes office, they'll have a solid understanding of how to strategically allocate their troops and manage a pandemic. Or at least, they'll be able to win at "Risk." God bless America.

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