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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, a Senate whistleblower has come forward with evidence that a top-secret strategy game, affectionately dubbed "Corruption in the Capitol," is not just a popular board game among Hill staffers, but an eerily accurate simulation of real-world political corruption.

The game, which has been a staple at Congressional retreats and senatorial soirees, is designed for players to navigate the treacherous waters of political fundraising, lobbying, and influence peddling. The whistleblower, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of retribution, claimed that the game's instructions manual includes a foreword by a "former high-ranking Congressperson," whose identity has been redacted for national security reasons.

"Corruption in the Capitol" players assume the roles of senators and representatives, and are tasked with amassing a fortune by any means necessary. The game features a complex system of rules that dictate how to secure campaign contributions, manipulate media narratives, and covertly influence legislation. It even includes a "Revolving Door" card that allows players to transition from being a legislator to a lobbyist and back, ensuring a steady flow of income regardless of electoral outcomes.

The whistleblower provided documentation showing that the game has been used to train new members of Congress, with the justification that it would "prepared them for the realities of the political landscape." However, the whistleblower argues that this is not a mere educational tool but a "blueprint for corruption," which has inadvertently normalized unethical behavior among legislators.

In response to the allegations, the Senate Ethics Committee has launched an investigation into the game's origins and distribution. Meanwhile, the game's manufacturer, "Capitol Hill Games," has released a statement claiming that "Corruption in the Capitol" is a work of fiction designed to entertain and should not be confused with actual political practices.

Critics of the game argue that it sends the wrong message to those in power, while supporters claim that it is a harmless way to blow off steam and engage in a bit of dark humor about the political process. However, as the investigation continues, the lines between simulation and reality have never seemed blurrier, leaving the public to ponder whether this game is a satirical take on the political system or a manual for the corrupt elite.

In an unrelated development, shares of "Capitol Hill Games" have skyrocketed, as investors speculate that the controversy will only serve to increase the game's popularity. The company's CEO has been spotted at a luxury resort, playing a friendly round of "Corruption in the Capitol" with several high-profile lawmakers. When asked for comment, the CEO merely chuckled and quipped, "It's all just a game, isn't it?"

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