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In an unexpected turn of events that has left political pundits and the general public in a state of shock, the House of Representatives has erupted into a full-blown bipartisan brawl over the newly proposed "Equal Opportunity Fiscal Empowerment Act" (EOFEA). This groundbreaking legislation, introduced by the enigmatic Representative Fairvalue, promises to revolutionize the American tax system by implementing a universal tax rate that applies to all citizens, regardless of income bracket.

The controversy began when Fairvalue, a political maverick known for wearing a cape and a tricorn hat during official debates, declared that the EOFEA would "usher in a new era of fiscal justice, where the rich and the poor alike would contribute equally to the nation's coffers, thereby ending the age-old power struggle over tax loopholes and deductions."

However, the proposal was met with fierce opposition from both sides of the aisle. The Republicans, led by the charismatic and often shirtless Party Leader SunTan, decried the bill as a "socialist plot to punish success and redistribute wealth." Meanwhile, the Democrats, under the guidance of the enigmatic Chairwoman Moonbeam, condemned the bill as "regressive and punitive," arguing that it would disproportionately impact the lower and middle classes.

The debate reached a fever pitch when Senator WealthGap, a notorious tax haven enthusiast, accused Fairvalue of attempting to "engineer a classless utopia" and suggested that the EOFEA was a Trojan horse designed to "sneak socialism past the American people under the guise of fairness."

In a dramatic turn of events, the House Chamber became the stage for an impromptu showdown as both parties took to the floor armed with spreadsheets and rhetoric. The confrontation culminated in a literal pie-throwing match, with members from both sides launching dessert projectiles at one another in a bid to undermine their opponents' credibility.

As the nation watches in anticipation, the future of the EOFEA remains uncertain. However, one thing is clear: the House of Representatives has never been more divided—or more delicious, if you ask the cleaning staff tasked with scrubbing the remnants of cherry pie from the hallowed halls of democracy.

In this high-stakes political masquerade, only time will tell if Fairvalue's daring proposal will survive the crossfire or if it will join the ranks of legislative pie in the face. Stay tuned to this channel for further developments in this tasty legislative saga. Bon appétit, America!

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