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In a jaw-dropping turn of events, the Supreme Court has found itself at the center of an unprecedented constitutional showdown that threatens to redefine the very fabric of government power. The controversy, which has the nation on the edge of its seat, stems from a little-known clause in the Constitution, dubbed by legal scholars as the "Pajama Clause," which grants the Supreme Court the power to legislate from bed, provided they are wearing pajamas.

The drama unfolded when Justice Doze-Off, a notorious night owl known for her scathing dissents composed at 3 AM, invoked the Pajama Clause to pass a landmark decision at 2:47 AM, while still snuggled under her duvet. The decision, which has since been sealed in an envelope marked "Top Secret: Do Not Open Until 7 AM," could potentially reshape the boundaries of executive authority and leave Congress in a state of existential dread.

The Republicans, fearing a power grab that would see the courts usurping the legislative branch's role, have called an emergency session of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Senator Snooze, the committee chair, declared, "This is a clear violation of the Constitution's 'Pyjama Amendment' which stipulates that only members of Congress are allowed to legislate from bed. We cannot let unelected judges, in their pajamas, dictate policy to the elected representatives of the people."

In a remarkable display of bipartisanship, Democrats have sided with the Republicans, albeit for different reasons. Leader Lullaby, the minority leader, argued, "While we support the rights of our judicial branch to legislate in their nightwear, we must ensure that this power is not abused to enact policies that could potentially harm the American public. After all, no one wants a Supreme Court justice making decisions while half-asleep and half-dressed."

The political games have reached a fever pitch, with both parties vowing to protect the Constitution at all costs, while simultaneously finding ways to exploit the Pajama Clause to their advantage. Meanwhile, the public is left wondering if their leaders are more concerned with safeguarding the rule of law or securing their right to legislate in their most comfortable attire.

As the Supreme Court justices remain entrenched in their chambers, the nation watches with bated breath, praying that this constitutional crisis will not lead to a full-blown legislative war, where the only casualties are the American people's faith in their institutions and the sanity of their lawmakers.

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