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In a startling display of bipartisan unity, Congress has come together to block a potentially groundbreaking climate bill that scientists claim could have saved the planet from impending doom. The bill, affectionately named the "Earth's Last Respiration Act," was poised to introduce a suite of revolutionary environmental measures, including the creation of a giant fan to blow carbon dioxide into space, and the mandatory replacement of all trees with genetically modified, climate-resistant oak trees shaped like political mascots.

The bill's demise was not due to a lack of urgency or scientific backing, but rather a strategic game of "Environmental Chicken" between members of both parties. Democrats, led by the charismatic and environmentally conscious Representative Greta T. Greenberg, insisted that the bill was a "moral imperative" and that failure to pass it would be akin to "kicking a puppy made of Earth's future." Meanwhile, Republicans, spearheaded by the enigmatic Senator Dennis D. Fossil, argued that the bill's "radical" approach to climate change was "more hot air than a Trump rally."

The final straw came when a mysterious amendment was introduced by an anonymous Congressperson, known only as "The Shadow Lobbyist." This amendment required the allocation of funds to research the potential for using carbon dioxide to inflate a colossal, Trump-shaped balloon that could float above the Capitol, serving as a constant reminder to legislators of the "air they talk" rather than the "air we breathe."

As the world watches in horror, scientists are left scratching their heads, wondering if the only way to combat climate change is to out-politicize the politicians. In the meantime, the planet eagerly awaits the next chapter in this high-stakes political drama, where the heroic efforts of our leaders to avoid taking action may just lead to the ultimate climactic disaster.

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