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In an explosive revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Washington D.C., documents obtained by our intrepid team of investigative reporters have unveiled a plot so audaciously convoluted that even the most seasoned political observers are left scratching their heads in disbelief.

The plot, orchestrated by the current President, whom we shall refer to as "Herr Schtick," involves a time-traveling scheme to manipulate the future of American taxation and economic stability. Yes, you read that correctly – time travel.

According to the leaked papers, which appear to be written in a blend of ancient hieroglyphics and the latest in quantum cryptography, Herr Schtick has been secretly collaborating with a shadowy organization known as the "Temporal Monetary Manipulators." This clandestine group, which includes a rogue's gallery of economists, historians, and mad scientists, has been working on a device they call the "ChronoCash Contraption."

Their plan? To send a select team of economists back in time to key moments in American history to subtly influence policy decisions that would, in turn, lay the groundwork for a new era of economic dominance under Herr Schtick's presidency. The ultimate goal? To create a legacy so grand that it would be etched in the annals of history, ensuring his reelection for the next 100 years.

The documents suggest that these time-traveling economists have already made several trips, each more preposterous than the last. They've allegedly advised Alexander Hamilton to invest in bitcoin, convinced Abraham Lincoln to implement a flat tax, and even persuaded Franklin Delano Roosevelt to include a cryptocurrency clause in the New Deal.

But it gets even more outrageous. The team claims to have discovered a secret society within the IRS, the "Internal Revenue Service's Temporal Enforcement Division," whose sole purpose is to ensure that any changes made by the time-traveling economists align with Herr Schtick's vision for the future.

While the veracity of these claims cannot be independently verified – as the very fabric of time and space seems to object to such scrutiny – one thing is clear: if Herr Schtick's plan is successful, the future of American taxation and economic stability will be forever altered. For better or for worse, only history – and perhaps a time-traveling economist – will know.

In the meantime, Americans are advised to keep their tax returns close and their historical contexts closer, as the plot thickens and the future becomes as unpredictable as a political debate on live television.

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