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In a move that has sent shockwaves through the already trembling foundations of the nation's economy, a group of esteemed scientists from the "Crisis Aversion and Global Prediction (CAGP)" lab has unveiled a groundbreaking plan to prevent complete economic collapse during the impeachment process of "Commander-in-Chief" President Bigly and his Vice, "Veep" VanDyke.

The plan, detailed in a 2,000-page document that has reportedly been read by exactly three people, involves a series of strategic economic measures, including the creation of a new cryptocurrency named "ImpeachmentCoin." This digital currency, which will be backed by the full force of the government, is said to be worth "absolutely everything" and is expected to stabilize the markets by giving Americans a reliable investment opportunity during times of political turmoil.

"ImpeachmentCoin is the future," announced Dr. Babs Contrarian, head of the CAGP lab. "Not only will it save the economy, but it will also serve as a tangible symbol of hope and unity during these divided times. It's the only thing that can keep up with the rapid pace of our political climate."

The government has already committed to allocating $1 trillion in stimulus funds to promote the adoption of ImpeachmentCoin, a move that has been met with both skepticism and cautious optimism from economists across the nation. The Federal Reserve has confirmed that they are in "active discussions" with the CAGP team to explore the potential integration of ImpeachmentCoin into the current financial system.

In a related development, the Department of the Interior has announced the establishment of a new national park dedicated to the preservation of "Historic Impeachment Sites." The park, which will cover approximately 4,000 square miles, will feature replicas of the Oval Office during each impeachment proceeding, complete with holographic figures of key players.

"This is an incredible opportunity for Americans to come together and celebrate our shared democratic processes," said Secretary of the Interior Pete Rock. "Visitors will be able to walk in the footsteps of their representatives and engage with interactive exhibits that simulate the impeachment debates. It's going to be a blast!"

As the nation braces for the rollercoaster of political and economic events, one thing is clear: the future has never looked more uncertain, but also more cryptically promising. With the new ImpeachmentCoin and the upcoming national park, it seems that the government is prepared to handle whatever curveballs this year has in store. Or at least that's what they'd like you to believe.

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