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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, renowned political satirist, Horatio Humbug, has unveiled a revolutionary plan to overhaul President Disarray's tax strategy. The plan, dubbed "The Great Taxonomical Reversal," promises to rewrite the fiscal fabric of the nation, turning today's economic dismay into a utopian paradise of financial equanimity.

"The current tax system is a disaster," declared Humbug, standing in front of a backdrop adorned with symbols of wealth and poverty, intertwined in a dance of irony. "It's like a game of Monopoly that only the wealthiest players can win. But what if I told you that we could flip the board and start over?"

The satirist's plan, which he claims to have crafted under the light of a full moon while wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt and sipping on a cocktail of economic theories, involves a complete inversion of the tax brackets. In this bold new world, the ultra-wealthy would be taxed at a whimsical, yet to be determined, rate of 100%, effectively rendering them stewards of the national coffers.

"Think of it as a reverse Robin Hood," Humbug explained, his eyes gleaming with mischief. "Instead of taking from the rich to give to the poor, we'll take from the poor to give to the rich. It's philanthropy on a national scale!"

The satirist's proposal also includes the establishment of a new government agency, the Bureau of Absurd Responsibility (BAR), tasked with ensuring that every tax dollar is spent on the most nonsensical, yet somehow necessary, projects across the country. Projects such as a national museum dedicated to the art of bubble wrap and a research initiative to determine the best way to eat a sandwich without uttering the word 'bite.'

While the political establishment has greeted Humbug's plan with a mixture of bewilderment and ridicule, the populace has responded with a fervor that has not been seen since the last viral cat video. Social media has erupted with debates, memes, and impassioned pleas for the implementation of this taxation "genius."

"It's a satirical masterpiece," exclaimed Senator Flip-Flop, who, in a rare moment of bipartisan agreement, warned that the plan could "inadvertently lead to a surge of economic prosperity, which, let's face it, is the last thing we need right now."

As the nation grapples with the implications of Humbug's humorous hypothesis, one thing is clear: the political discourse has taken a turn for the absurd, and the only certainty is that nothing is certain anymore. The Great Taxonomical Reversal may very well be the most ridiculous fiscal policy proposal in history, or it could be the unlikely solution to our economic woes. Only time will tell, and let's hope that time does not run out before we all get a good laugh out of it.

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