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In an unprecedented turn of events that has left economists, historians, and the general public reeling, the illustrious and esteemed Senator Greedy and Representative Wealthy have teamed up to introduce a bill that promises to "revolutionize" the American economy. Dubbed the "Disaster-Proof Economic Empowerment Act" (DPEEA), this legislative masterpiece aims to ensure that the United States remains unscathed by economic downturns for the foreseeable future.

According to the bill, any hint of an impending economic disaster must be immediately countered with a "booster shot" of economic stimulus, to be administered by the Federal Reserve. This stimulus will come in the form of printing money, lowering interest rates to negative numbers, and distributing "gold stars" to citizens based on their economic contributions. The gold stars, which are actually just shiny stickers, will be redeemable for goods and services at participating businesses.

Critics of the bill argue that it blatantly disregards the principles laid out in the Constitution, particularly those concerning the printing of money and the control of interest rates. "This is the kind of legislation that would make even the most tyrannical monarchs of history blush," says renowned constitutional scholar Dr. Bill of Rights. "It's as if they've taken the Founding Fathers' advice and turned it on its head. Instead of adhering to the principles of limited government, they're embracing a form of economic absolutism."

The bill's proponents, however, dismiss such concerns, claiming that the Founding Fathers were themselves economic visionaries who would have wholeheartedly endorsed such a forward-thinking approach. "The Founding Fathers were all about innovation and progress," insists Senator Greedy. "They would have seen the potential in our plan to use the power of positive thinking and shiny stickers to lift our economy to new heights. I mean, who wouldn't work harder for a gold star?"

Economists are divided on the potential impact of the DPEEA. Some predict that it will lead to a never-ending cycle of economic boom and bust, with the "busts" being barely noticeable due to the constant stimulus. Others argue that this could mark the beginning of a new era of uninterrupted prosperity, where the fear of economic downturns becomes a thing of the past.

In a related development, the Treasury Department has announced the minting of a new currency: the "Gold Star Dollar." This digital currency will be backed not by gold or silver, but by the collective optimism of the American people. As of press time, the Gold Star Dollar has already surpassed the Euro in trading volume, primarily due to the excitement surrounding the DPEEA.

As the nation braces itself for the potential impact of this radical legislation, one thing is clear: the American way of life as we know it is about to be redefined. Whether this redefinition will lead to a utopian society where economic woes are a thing of the past, or a dystopian nightmare where the value of a gold star eclipses the value of hard work and fiscal responsibility, remains to be seen.

Stay tuned as this story develops, because in the age of the Gold Star Dollar, nothing is certain except for the unwavering promise of endless economic stimulus and a country that's always one gold star away from utopia.

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