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In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Court has become the latest battleground for America's most pressing issue: the right to play mobile games without government interference. The case, dubbed "Finger Swipes vs. The United States," was brought forth by the CEO of the world's leading mobile gaming empire, KingPins Inc., after the Federal Bureau of Games (FBI-G) imposed a new regulation mandating players to take a mandatory 20-minute break after every three hours of gameplay.

The regulation, which was passed unanimously by a group of bipartisan lawmakers known as the Congressional Game Controllers (CGC), aimed to combat the "epidemic" of "thumb obesity" and "digital addiction" among the nation's youth. However, KingPins Inc. argued that such an intrusion into the personal gaming space was an affront to the fundamental rights of Americans to engage in the pursuit of high scores and virtual achievement unencumbered by governmental oversight.

The case escalated when President TechSavvy, a staunch advocate for digital liberties and personal freedom, publicly declared his support for KingPins Inc. during a rally in Gamer's Grove, a small town in the heart of Silicon Valley. "I stand before you, fellow gamers, to declare that no bureaucrat, no matter how well-intentioned, has the right to dictate how, when, or where you choose to swipe, tap, or click," proclaimed the President, igniting a firestorm of controversy and sparking a national debate over the role of government in personal leisure activities.

As the Supreme Court justices, dressed in their traditional robes adorned with joystick emblems, prepared to deliver their verdict, futurists and tech experts from around the globe watched with bated breath. The outcome of this case, they argued, could set a precedent for the future of personal freedom in the digital age.

Meanwhile, the CGC, undeterred by the President's stance, rallied support from a coalition of health organizations, concerned parents, and thumb fitness gurus, all calling for stricter regulations on mobile gaming to protect the nation's well-being. The debate raged on, with both sides employing every rhetorical device in the book, from heartfelt testimonials of personal triumph and tragedy in the gaming world to the deployment of high-tech drones equipped with infrared sensors to monitor thumb movements.

As the nation awaited the Supreme Court's decision, one thing was clear: the battle for digital freedom had officially entered the endgame, and the fate of America's thumb soldiers hung in the balance. The world watched with anticipation, knowing that the outcome would not only shape the future of mobile gaming but could very well redefine the concept of personal freedom in the 21st century.

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