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In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation's feet firmly planted on the ground, the illustrious and groundbreaking President Hovercraft IV was impeached today for his controversial "Loose Screws" legislative campaign. The campaign, which aimed to revolutionize transportation by incentivizing the manufacture of flying cars, was met with fierce opposition from the "Down to Earth" caucus, a group of lawmakers who have long argued that the sky is the limit, but only metaphorically.

The impeachment, which was as swift as a politician's promise and as unexpected as a flying car's first successful landing, was spearheaded by the charismatic and earth-bound Representative Treadwell, who argued that the President's vision was "unrealistic and perilously close to reality." Treadwell, who once famously declared that the only thing he trusts to fly is an airplane, claimed that the sky was not the limit but a "safety hazard" and that "we should be focusing on improving the quality of our road trips, not escaping them."

Supporters of the impeachment argued that the President's policies were akin to throwing caution to the wind, while detractors insisted that his forward-thinking was the very thing that could lift the nation out of its current rut. The debate, which has since become a heated discussion on social media platforms and in diner booths across the country, has sparked a movement known as "Futurism in Turmoil," where both sides passionately argue about the merits of progress versus the comfort of the familiar.

As the dust settles and the political landscape becomes as clear as a foggy day at the airport, Americans are left wondering whether their next leap will be one of faith in innovation or a cautious step back to the drawing board. Meanwhile, President Hovercraft IV, in a statement released from an undisclosed location rumored to be somewhere between the ground and the clouds, declared that he will continue to champion the cause of progress, even if it means taking the scenic route.

In related news, the "Flying Car for Every Family" initiative has been grounded indefinitely, much to the relief of the "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls" coalition, which has been campaigning for the preservation of the traditional family road trip experience. The coalition's slogan, "Nothing says 'I love you' like car sickness and road rage," has gained unexpected popularity in light of the recent events.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this impeachment, one thing is clear: the only thing more unpredictable than politics is trying to predict the future.

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