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In an unprecedented display of forward-thinking, the Democratic Party unveiled their latest legislative agenda this week, aiming to tackle a disaster so catastrophic, so mind-bogglingly futuristic, that even the most seasoned science fiction authors are refusing to take credit for predicting it. The "Temporal Apocalypse Prevention Act" (TAPA) seeks to prevent a hypothetical scenario where, in the year 2050, a time-traveling entity from an alternate dimension inadvertently alters the course of human history by stepping on a butterfly in prehistoric times, thereby causing a cascade of events leading to the downfall of civilization as we know it.

"Our scientists and futurists have been working around the clock on this one," declared House Minority Leader Alexa Globetrotter, sporting a lab coat borrowed from a local high school science teacher. "We're not just preparing for the climate change of today, but the interdimensional butterfly cataclysm of tomorrow!"

The bill outlines a series of measures, including the establishment of a "Time-Space Continuity Committee" (TSCC), whose primary function will be to monitor potential butterfly-related anomalies and to develop a rapid response protocol should such an event occur. Additionally, the legislation calls for a nationwide initiative to breed a resilient breed of butterflies immune to the crushing boots of time-traveling marauders, ensuring that our winged friends can withstand the weight of potential history-altering footsteps.

Critics have been quick to point out the impracticality of the bill, questioning the allocation of funds for what many consider to be a far-fetched scenario. However, supporters of TAPA argue that the cost of preventive measures is negligible compared to the potential economic and existential collapse that could result from an unchecked timeline tampering.

In related news, the Republican Party has responded by introducing their own legislationislation, the "Inherent Reality Preservation Act" (IRPA), which focuses on protecting the present timeline by barring all citizens from any form of time travel, citing the potential for "historical meddling" and the "excessive bureaucracy" of the Democratic proposal.

As the political landscape grapples with the reality of potentially preventing a disaster that has yet to happen, one thing is clear: the future is full of uncertainties, and our elected officials are determined to prepare for every possible eventuality—no matter how ludicrous it may seem.

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