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In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the halls of Congress and left scientists scratching their heads in bewilderment, President Scribbles McWordsmith III has unveiled his latest radical agenda: the "Quantum Hippie Harmony Act." This groundbreaking proposal, which McWordsmith claims will "harness the power of the universe to bring about world peace," has ignited a firestorm of debate in the House of Representatives, with members from both parties finding themselves on the weirdest of bedfellow arrangements.

The act, which has been met with a mixture of awe, confusion, and outright disbelief by lawmakers, calls for the establishment of a "Purple Patch of Unity" where quantum physics and hippie philosophies will be intertwined to "create a vortex of positivity and cooperation." The president's office released a statement explaining that the initiative is designed to address the "fundamental negativity" in American politics and society at Congressp>

Congressman Ted Noodleman (R-SC) was heard ranting to his colleagues, "This is absolutely preposterous! We're talking about hard science here, not some New Age nonsense. I mean, who even knew you could blend quantum mechanics with, what did he call it, 'flower power'? It's ludicrous!"

Across the aisle, Congresswoman Jane Smartpants (D-CA) was seen meditatively dancing around a "Peace and Love" poster, humming what appeared to be a tune from the 1960s. "This is a stroke of genius, folks! We've tried every other method to bring unity to this great nation, and now it's time to embrace the cosmic flow of the universe," she exclaimed, her eyes closed in apparent communion with the quantum realm.

The House was split down the middle, with lawmakers forming two distinct camps: the "Quantum Quotum" led by McWordsmith, and the "Real Science Faction," spearheaded by Noodleman. The vote was a spectacle of irony as lawmakers, known for their heated debates and partisan divisions, found themselves in an unexpected alliance, voting on whether the universe could, in fact, be coaxed into promoting bipartisanship.

As the voting machines whirred and sputtered, a sudden power outage plunged the chamber into darkness, sending a collective shudder through the room. In the ensuing chaos, a lone voice could be heard quoting Einstein, "The only thing that's impossible is for something to be impossible."

When the lights came back on, the vote tally was so close that the sergeant-at-arms had to count the votes twice. In a twist that would make a dramatist weep with joy, the vote ended in a stalemate, with the "Quantum Hippie Harmony Act" narrowly passing by a single vote.

As the nation braces itself for what this means for the future of American science and politics, one thing is clear: the world of Washington D.C. has never been more... out of this world.

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