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In a stunning display of political showmanship, the esteemed Congressperson, known for his prophetic foresight and unparalleled ability to predict the future, declared today that the impeachment of President OvalOffice would be the catalyst for a new era of political warfare. This era, aptly named "The Age of Futur," promises to be a time where economic shifts and impeachment tides dictate the flow of political strategy, much like the tides dictate the ebb and flow of the ocean.

The announcement came during a grandiose press conference held in the newly constructed Capitol Dome 2.0, a structure so advanced it is rumored to have its own AI-driven weather system to ensure sunny skies for all political parades. The Congressperson, clad in a suit made from the finest recycled plastics, unveiled his vision of a future where economic policies are crafted not by the wisdom of seasoned economists, but by the whims of a populace obsessed with the latest reality TV show, "Economic Survivor."

In this new age, the Congressperson foresees a political landscape where impeachment becomes a common tool, used not to remove leaders for misconduct, but as a strategic move in an intricate game of political chess. Each impeachment, he claims, will be met with a surge of public interest, leading to a boom in the stock market of meme-stocks and reality TV networks.

The President, for his part, has embraced this vision with open arms, tweeting from his golden smartphone that "The Age of Futur is going to be YUGE! We're going to have such great economic deals, and the impeachments will be like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Spectacular!"

Meanwhile, the opposition party, known for their futuristic predictions and time-traveling advisors, has denounced the Congressperson's vision as a ploy to distract from the real issues at hand. They argue that the focus should be on sustainable development and peace talks with the alien species rumored to be preparing for invasion.

As the nation braces for this new political era, the only certainty is that the future will be as unpredictable as a toddler's tantrum, and as malleable as a piece of clay in the hands of a cunning potter. The only question remaining is: Will the politicians of today shape a future worth living, or will they simply ride the wave of public attention, leaving behind a legacy of reality TV politics and economic chaos?

In conclusion, the unveiling of "The Age of Futur" has set the stage for a political spectacle unlike any the world has ever seen. Economics, impeachment, and war will all be part of the grand performance, with the citizens as both the audience and the unwitting actors. Let us all watch with bated breath as this new chapter of human history unfolds, and hope that the curtain does not fall on a reality too bizarre for even the wildest satirical journalist to pen.

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