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In a bizarre turn of events, Congress held an emergency session this week to discuss the future of warfare, with a surprising twist: the debate was conducted entirely in the form of a political satire play. The play, titled "The Battle of the Beltway: A Comedy of Errors," featured cardboard tanks, a man dressed as a drone, and a group of actors portraying both the esteemed members of Congress and the military leaders.

The plot revolved around two rival factions within Congress, the "Republocrats" and the "Demigopats," who were vying for control of a futuristic weapon known as the "Super Duper Ultimate Doomsday Device" (SDUDD). The device, which was described by one character as "the size of a breadbox but with the power to toast the entire planet," became the centerpiece of the play's comedic narrative.

As the Republocrats and Demigopats battled it out on the Capitol stage, the audience was treated to a series of slapstick mishaps, including a senator accidentally firing a confetti cannon instead of a missile and the Speaker of the House getting tangled in a giant hamster wheel representing the complexities of international diplomacy.

The satirical performance was not without its serious undertones, as it highlighted the absurdity of arms races and the sometimes comical nature of political posturing. One particularly poignant scene showed both factions united in a chorus of "We Shall Overcomb" as they grappled with a common enemy: the dreaded "Fiscal Cliff of Silliness."

In the end, the play concluded with both Republocrats and Demigopats agreeing to a truce, realizing that the SDUDD was far too dangerous for anyone to wield. The session adjourned with a standing ovation, and members of Congress were seen backstage trading their suits for tutus as they celebrated the night's success.

The event was hailed as a triumph of creative problem-solving and was praised by pundits across the spectrum. "It's about time we approached our legislative challenges with a sense of humor," said one political analyst. "Perhaps if we could laugh at our own quirks, we might actually get some real work done."

As the nation grapples with the implications of this new approach to governance, one thing is clear: the future of warfare, or at least the future of discussing warfare, may just be a laughing matter.

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