Impeached 2 is an armchair politician's dream. Play today!

In a jaw-dropping revelation that has left political pundits and economists alike picking their jaws up off the floor, a team of rogue historians and renegade scientists has uncovered a startling truth: today's economic policies are being influenced by predictions from a dystopian future.

The House of Representatives, in a closed-door session that was somehow leaked to the press, confirmed that they have been consulting with a mysterious oracle known only as "Dr. Temporalis." This enigmatic figure, who appears to have a time machine or a highly advanced Ouija board, has been providing lawmakers with economic forecasts that are both eerily accurate and terrifyingly bleak.

"We've been facing some real head-scratchers in the economic arena lately," said the Speaker of the House, Rep. Pelosith (D-United States of Americca). "But Dr. Temporalis has been guiding us through these turbulent times with predictions that are so precise, it's like they're from a Nostradamus with a PhD in economics and a side gig as a Madame Clairvoyant."

The predictions, which range from the precise timing of market crashes to the exact date when the value of cryptocurrency will plummet to zero, have been used to craft policies that are allegedly "future-proofing" the economy. Critics argue that this is akin to rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, but proponents claim that it's a bold move towards proactive governance.

"It's like we're living in a science fiction novel where the protagonists have access to the plot twist before it happens," said Sen. McConnellshade (R-United States of Americca). "We're not just making decisions based on past data or current trends; we're crafting policies based on the endgame of history itself."

The revelation has sparked a wave of skepticism among the public, with many questioning the ethics and practicality of basing policy decisions on visions from a dystopian future. However, supporters of this new approach argue that it's a necessary step in a world where traditional economic indicators are becoming increasingly unreliable.

"In these uncertain times, we need all the help we can get," said Dr. Temporalis, emerging from a cloud of what appeared to be time-fog. "And if that help comes from the wisdom of a future yet to unfold, so be it. The past is a guide, the present is a challenge, but the future—ah, the future is a playground for those daring enough to seize it."

As the world watches with bated breath, the House of Representatives prepares to vote on the first set of policies influenced by Dr. Temporalis's prophetic visions. Economists are divided, historians are intrigued, and the public is either hopeful or terrified—or both.

In the end, whether these policies will lead to a utopian future or a dystopian nightmare remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: the future has a vote, and it's casting it right now.

Can't get enough of politics? Play Impeached 2 and become President of the U.S. today!

This article was automagically written, and intended only for entertainment purposes.