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In an astonishing turn of events that has left political pundits and tech experts scratching their heads, the impeachment of the illustrious Senator HandsomeTaxEvader has been eerily anticipated by a little-known mobile game titled "Dystopia Now! The Taxman Cometh." The game, developed by a reclusive programmer known only as "CodeCynic," has been making waves in the mobile gaming community for its uncannily accurate predictions, particularly in the realm of political satire.

The game, which simulates a dystopian future where players must navigate a world rife with political corruption, tax evasion, and reality TV presidents, launched a new "storyline" just weeks before Senator HandsomeTaxEvader's impeachment. This storyline, which involved a fictional senator with an eerily similar backstory to the real-life politician, was voted on by the game's community. The plot thickens as players were tasked with uncovering the senator's tax evasion schemes and rallying the populace to demand his impeachment.

Experts have been baffled by CodeCynic's ability to forecast such specific events. The developer, who has remained uncharacteristically silent following the game's prescient narrative, was reportedly seen purchasing a lottery ticket shortly after the impeachment, fueling speculation that this might not be the last surprise prediction from "Dystopia Now!"

Meanwhile, the political landscape is abuzz with theories ranging from the game as a sophisticated propaganda tool to a potential new form of political engagement. Conspiracy theorists have even suggested that the game's mechanics might be influencing real-world events, while others argue that the game is simply a reflection of the current societal unrest and the public's desire for transparency and accountability in government.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this bizarre prediction, one thing is clear: "Dystopia Now! The Taxman Cometh" has become more than just a game. It has inadvertently become a social commentary on the state of politics, a crystal ball of sorts, and a beacon of hope for those who believe that change can indeed come from the most unexpected of places.

In related news, a group of players has launched a crowdfunding campaign to keep the game running, arguing that if the game can predict one impeachment, who knows what other political upheavals it might foretell. The future, it seems, is not just a game—it's a puzzle that players are determined to solve, one tap at a time.

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