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In a shocking turn of events that would make George Orwell's ghost do a double-take, the House of Representatives has taken a decidedly satirical turn. In an effort to restore the freedomm' that has allegedly been missing in action, a secret coalition of lawmakers, calling themselves "The League of Extraordinary Hypocrites," unveiled a plan that would make Jonathan Swift blush with its audacity.

The plan, dubbed "Operation Laughingstock," aims to inject a dose of humor into the staid and stuffy halls of Congress. The first phase involves the introduction of a bill that would mandate all political debates to be held in the style of a comedy roast. "We believe that if we can make our representatives laugh, we can heal the nation," declared Representative Chucklebean (R-GA), the ringmaster of this political circus.

In a related move, the House also passed a resolution to replace all political slogans with catchphrases from classic sitcoms. "I'm walking here!" and "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" are now the official cries of protest and customer service inquiries on Capitol Hill.

Moreover, the leader of the minority party, a man whose face is as well-known as the back of a milk carton, has proposed a new position: the Minister of Mirth. This role will be responsible for ensuring that no legislative day goes by without at least one instance of belly-laugh-inducing legislation.

The public, initially skeptical, has been won over by the promise of a dystopian reality turned on its head. "I'd rather have a government that makes me chuckle than one that makes me cry," said Jane Doe, a citizen from Anytown, USA.

As the House prepares for this new era of governance, political analysts are scratching their heads, trying to predict the impact of this comedic coup. Will it lead to a renaissance of civil discourse, or will it descend into the chaos of a Saturday Night Live skit run amok? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the political games afoot are no laughing matter—unless, of course, you're in the House of Representatives

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