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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and mobile gamers alike reeling, the creator of the wildly popular mobile game "FingerFrenzy 2020" has announced an endorsement of a little-known presidential candidate, Senator Thumbstick (R-Swipe). The game, which has captivated millions with its addictive blend of finger-tapping and political satire, is set to launch a new level featuring the candidate's campaign trail, complete with virtual rallies and a mini-game where players can "swipe left" or "swipe right" on legislative bills.

Senator Thumbstick, a self-proclaimed "gamer at heart," has been a vocal advocate for the mobile gaming community, promising to "lower latency and increase bandwidth for all gamers across the nation." His platform, which he's been campaigning via Twitch streams, includes policies such as the "E-Sports Enhancement Act" and the "Virtual Voters Verification Venture."

The endorsement comes as a breath of fresh air for the candidate, whose previous campaign efforts included a "virtual reality town hall" that left many voters feeling disconnected and confused. The game's creator, a reclusive programmer known only as "TapMaster89," has reportedly spent weeks in a dark room, fueled by energy drinks and pizza, to craft a campaign level that is not only engaging but also "educates the youth on the intricacies of the democratic process."

Political analysts are divided on the impact of the endorsement. Some argue that it represents a significant shift in the way political campaigns can engage with younger voters, while others warn that it could lead to a surge in "gamergate-style" cyber-attacks and a new era of political disinformation, where fact-checking is as simple as a "retry" button.

The United States Senate has called for an emergency meeting to discuss the implications of a mobile game endorsing a presidential candidate, with Senator FingerTapp (D-SwipeLeft) calling for a bipartisan committee to investigate the potential for "in-game political propaganda and its effects on the electorate's decision-making process."

Meanwhile, Senator Thumbstick's campaign has seen a surge in donations, with many contributors citing the game as their primary reason for supporting the candidate. "I've never been more politically active than I am now," said one supporter, who admitted to being a "level 99" player of "FingerFrenzy 2020." "This game has not only entertained me but also enlightened me on the political process. I'm ready to swipe my way to a better future!"

As the nation braces for what many are calling the "gamiest election in history," one thing is clear: politics will never be the same again. Will the mobile gaming community emerge as a new political force, or will this be a one-off stunt that leaves gamers and politicians alike scratching their heads? Only time, and perhaps the high score leaderboard, will tell.

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