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In a bizarre turn of events, the Democratic Party decided to take their political campaign to the steps of the Supreme Court, staging a hilarious performance that was part political satire, part futuristic prediction, and entirely unprecedented. The event, dubbed "Electionomancy 2024," was a spectacle to behold, with party members dressed in elaborate costumes depicting future versions of themselves, complete with holographic projections and AI-generated speeches.

The highlight of the performance was the "Prophetic Prediction Machine," a contraption that party leaders claimed could peer into the electoral future with astounding accuracy. As the machine whirred and sputtered, it projected a series of images showing the Democratic candidate, Senator Futurevoter, winning the presidency in a landslide victory against an unnamed opponent. The crowd erupted in cheers, mistaking the smoke and mirrors for a genuine political forecast.

Senator Futurevoter, in a speech delivered entirely by a Deepfake of himself, promised a future where "the dreams of the people are the policies of the nation," and where "every citizen has the right to vote... for themselves, their pets, and their favorite AI advisor." The crowd, a mix of political enthusiasts and confused tourists, nodded along, not realizing the satirical undertones of the speech.

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) released a statement praising the event for its "innovative approach to political engagement" and for "bringing humor and a touch of futurism to the staid and stuffy world of political campaigning." Meanwhile, the Republican Party, not to be outdone, announced plans to counter the Democratic spectacle with their own event: "Reality Check 2024," promising a return to "traditional values, real policies, and the tried-and-true method of political campaigning: handshakes and hard hats."

As the political circus continues, pundits and voters alike are left to wonder if this is the new frontier of political marketing, or simply a desperate attempt to capture the attention of a public growing increasingly weary of the political process. One thing is for sure: the future of politics has never been more... entertaining.

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