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In a move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Democratic Party has unveiled a groundbreaking new strategy that promises to fuse the purity of scientific inquiry with the sacred tenets of personal freedom. Dubbed "Operation ScienceFreedom," this audacious plan is being led by a mysterious figure known only as Dr. Liberty, a rogue astrophysicist with a penchant for political activism and a taste for the dramatic.

According to leaked documents obtained by our intrepid reporter, the Democrats aim to "harness the cosmic energy of the universe to power the people's right to impeach any elected official, regardless of the constitutional constraints." The plan involves a series of high-altitude experiments where scientists will attempt to split the atoms of political partisanship, creating a new form of legislative matter that is both impeachment-resistant and inherently just.

In a press conference held in the shadow of the Washington Monument, which was adorned with banners reading "Impeachment: The Final Frontier," Dr. Liberty declared, "We are on the precipice of a new era, where the freedom to impeach is not just a constitutional right, but a cosmic responsibility. Our scientists will brave the stratospheric temperatures and the political backlash to ensure that the will of the people is as unstoppable as a black hole."

The plan, which has been codenamed "Project Star-Spangled Impeachment," is set to begin with a series of public demonstrations featuring scientists in lab coats and astronaut helmets, reciting the Impeachment Clause of the Constitution while simultaneously launching weather balloons into the stratosphere. These balloons will carry payloads of "patriotic particles," which, upon reaching the correct altitude, will be detonated in a spectacular display of light and freedom, symbolizing the unstoppable force of the impeachment process.

However, not all are thrilled with this new strategy. Critics argue that the plan is a blatant disregard for the rule of law and a desperate attempt to undermine the democratic process. Meanwhile, supporters are hailing the initiative as the most futuristic, forward-thinking move in American political history.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the Democrats are gearing up for what they call "The Great Impeachment Eclipse," an event that will allegedly reveal the true power of science and freedom to the world. While skeptics predict a solar flare of political upheaval, true believers are preparing for a new dawn of governance, where the stars themselves guide the hand of justice.

In the end, only time and the FCC will tell if Operation ScienceFreedom will launch a new age of accountability or crash and burn in the cold vacuum of political space. But one thing is for certain: the race for the White House has just entered a new orbit.

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