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In an unprecedented display of bipartisan discord, the Democrats and Republicans have locked horns over the newly proposed 'Tomorrow's Taxation Act', a sci-fi inspired piece of legislation that promises to tax citizens for the utilization of advanced technology not yet invented.

The bill, introduced by the enigmatic Congress-person 'Seeking Bipartisan Solutions' (SBS) from the Future Caucus, aims to 'prepare for the future' by levying a 10% surcharge on any hypothetical gadget that exceeds current scientific understanding. This includes teleportation devices, time machines, and sentient toasters capable of creating artisanal bread with a side of sass.

The Democrats, claiming to champion the common man, have decried the bill as a dystopian nightmare, with House Minority Leader 'Vote Blue, Save Green' (VBSG) stating, "How can we expect the proletariat to afford the fruits of science fiction if we start taxing them for technology that doesn't even exist yet? It's like charging people for a free lunch in a dream!"

On the other side of the aisle, the Republicans, traditionally known for their love of fiscal responsibility and free-market capitalism, have wholeheartedly endorsed the bill. Senate Majority Leader 'Fiscal Responsibility and Moon Colonization' (FRMC) argued, "If we don't start taxing these future inventions now, where will the funding come from for the moon base we're obviously going to build? We need to incentivize innovation, and what better way than to squeeze every last space dime out of our citizens before the tech is even on the market?"

Meanwhile, the scientific community has reacted with a mixture of bemusement and horror. Dr. 'Quantum Entanglement' Quirk from the Institute of Tomorrow's Science Fiction, exclaimed, "The sheer audacity! We're expected to predict the future with certainty and then account for it in our taxes? Next, they'll be taxing our lab rats for their potential to evolve into intelligent creatures!"

As the debate rages on, citizens across the nation are left to ponder the implications of taxing the unborn children of technology. Will this be the catalyst for a new era of innovation, or will it send the brightest minds to the nearest wormhole in search of tax-friendly galaxies? Only time—and the mysterious forces governing the cosmos—will tell.

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