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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and weather forecasters alike scratching their heads, the House of Representatives has decided to take a break from the heated election year political fray to address a matter of utmost urgency: the passage of the "Savvy Disaster Relief Act of 2023."

The bill, introduced by the illustrious Congressperson Weatherbeaten R-Sunnyville, promises to revolutionize the way disaster relief is distributed across the nation. In a move that could only be described as the epitome of political savvy, the Act proposes to provide relief funds to areas stricken by disasters, with a twist - the aid is directly proportional to the number of electoral votes the state holds.

"It's a win-win situation," declared Weatherbeaten during a fiery debate on the House floor. "We help the most important states first, and in turn, those states are more inclined to help us during our re-election campaigns. It's a disaster relief strategy with campaign strategy benefits! Who knew politics and weather could be so intertwined?"

Critics of the bill, however, argue that this approach could lead to a new form of political disasterr-ism," where the severity of a natural disaster is measured by the potential to sway elections rather than the actual impact on communities.

In a related development, it has been reported that several key lawmakers have been seen canvassing the halls of Congress with weather-themed campaign materials. Posters depicting Weatherbeaten standing heroically in front of a sunny backdrop with the slogan "Bringing Clear Skies to Your Economy" have been popping up around the Capitol.

The timing of the vote, just weeks before the midterm elections, has not been lost on political observers. Some suggest that the bill could serve as a strategic move to bolster the re-election prospects of several incumbent lawmakers representing states that have experienced recent natural disasters.

As the House prepares to cast its vote, the nation braces itself for what could be a precedent-setting piece of legislation that blurs the lines between disaster response and political campaigning. Only time will tell if the Savvy Disaster Relief Act of 2023 will be remembered as a stroke of genius or a tempest in a teapot of political maneuvering.

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