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In a stunning turn of events, a highly classified strategy game, believed to be used for training Democratic lawmakers, has been leaked to the public. The game, codenamed "Impeach-a-thon: The Capitol Crusade," has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, revealing a meticulously planned campaign to impeach members of Congress who have, as the game puts it, "overstepped their constitutional boundaries and invaded the sanctity of the impeachment process."

According to sources close to the development of the game, its design is a direct reflection of the Democratic Party's secret strategy to systematically remove key figures in Congress who have shown "unprecedented levels of corruption, incompetence, and general disregard for the will of the people."

Players of "Impeach-a-thon" are guided through a series of levels, each representing a different stage of the impeachment process. The game's tutorial explains that the objective is to "navigate the treacherous waters of political posturing, media manipulation, and legislative logistics to successfully impeach and remove the 'rogue elements' that have infiltrated our sacred halls of power."

One particularly controversial level, titled "The Filibuster Fiasco," challenges players to overcome the "tyrannical filibuster rule" by any means necessary, including bipartisan alliances, legislative loopholes, and, in some cases, the strategic employment of "nuclear options."

The game's final boss is a caricatured figure known as "Senator Stonewall," an amalgamation of every obstructionist lawmaker who has ever "thwarted the people's will with obfuscation and delay." Defeating Senator Stonewall requires players to collect "evidence artifacts" throughout the game, which can be used to "expose the congressman's corruption and rally public opinion to force a vote of impeachment."

While the authenticity of the game and its connection to actual political strategy is still under investigation, political pundits are already predicting a surge of legislative showdowns and constitutional showdowns in the near future.

In a statement, a spokesperson for the Democratic Party vehemently denied any involvement with the game, claiming it to be a "satirical piece of software" and assuring the public that "the impeachment process is a solemn and serious matter, not a game."

However, with the game's instructions manual titled "The Art of Impeachment: Winning the Game of Governance," and chapters like "Rallying the Resistance" and "Subpoenaing the Truth," many are left to wonder if this is just a game after all.

As the political world braces for the potential fallout from the leaked game, one thing is clear: the next few months in Congress are bound to be more dramatic than any political thriller, with "Impeach-a-thon: The Capitol Crusade" setting the stage for what may very well be the most unpredictable legislative session in history.

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