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In an unprecedented display of political chutzpah, the House of Representatives has passed a highly controversial tax bill mere days before the highly anticipated midterm elections. The bill, officially titled the "Selective Economic Rejuvenation Act of 2023" or "SERA" for short, has sparked a nationwide debate over the role of government in the economy and the timing of such legislative maneuvers.

The bill, championed by the charismatic yet controversial Representative Coinpurse (R-Wealthville), promises to "streamline taxation for the prosperity of the nation" by significantly reducing tax rates for the gaming industry, while simultaneously increasing taxes on "non-essential" outdoor activities. The move has left environmentalists and outdoor enthusiasts in an uproar, with many fearing the implications of a society glued to their screens 24/7.

In a shocking turn of events, the vote was so close that it hinged on the last-minute conversion of the infamous Congresscritter Fiscalcliff (D-Pendulum), who was rumored to have been offered a lifetime supply of artisanal coffee in exchange for his yes vote. The coffee was later found to be a limited-edition, caffeine-free blend, leading to a new wave of cynicism among political pundits and coffee aficionados alike.

The gaming industry, which had lobbied tirelessly for such a favorable tax overhaul, is now bracing for the fallout. Industry leaders have expressed concerns over the potential for an influx of novice gamers flooding the market, threatening the delicate balance of hardcore players who pride themselves on their superior skills.

Moreover, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has announced that it will be deploying a new team of specialized tax agents, known as "Game Wardens," to oversee compliance with the new legislation. These agents will be tasked with the Herculean effort of differentiating between casual gamers and professional e-sport athletes, a task that many experts have deemed "impossible" due to the sheer number of players and the complexity of the games.

As the nation gears up for the midterm elections, voters are left to ponder the implications of SERA and the motives behind its passing. Is this a strategic move to win over the gaming community, or a cunning ploy to keep everyone indoors and away from the polls? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the upcoming election will be as unpredictable and as divisive as the tax bill that precedes it.

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