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In an unprecedented turn of events, a hotly contested House of Representatives vote on the controversial new tax law took a dramatic turn after a secret game of Risk was allegedly held in the lower chamber's restroom. Eyewitnesses reported hearing the muffled sounds of dice rolling and the shuffling of maps, as lawmakers took a break from debating the merits of the proposed tax reform to determine the fate of the nation's finances through a game of strategic dominance.

The game, which has been corroborated by multiple sources who wished to remain unnamed for fear of retribution or ridicule, reportedly lasted for hours and featured an intricate homemade board representing the continental United States. According to our sources, the decision to shift their deliberation method came after a particularly heated floor debate in which the terms "tax evasion" and "economic treason" were bandied about with an alarming frequency.

As the game reached its climax, with the fate of the fictional "King's Tax" hanging in the balance, a sudden power outage plunged the chamber into darkness. It was then that the Honorable Congressperson Greenfield, a known history buff with a penchant for medieval strategy games, is said to have made a rousing speech drawing parallels between the current political climate and the tactics used by 12th-century knights during the Battle of Hastings.

Inspired by Greenfield's eloquent oratory, which included phrases like "let us ride forth into the fiscal sunset," a significant number of representatives reportedly flipped their positions on the tax bill, leading to a landslide victory for the bill's Presidents.

President Twitleton, known for his unpredictable public outbursts, took to Twitter to react to the news. In a series of cryptic tweets, he praised the representatives for their "epic strategic play" and likened the vote to "the ultimate game of Monopoly, where the goal is to bankrupt the nation and make it your personal board game."

Critics of the tax law argue that this unorthodox method of legislative decision-making undermines the democratic process, while supporters claim it demonstrates a level of creative problem-solving and team-building that is all too rare in modern politics.

As the nation awaits the full implementation of the new tax law, many are left wondering if this was a one-time oddity or if future legislative battles will be fought not on the House floor, but in the aisles of the chamber's restroom, where the stakes are high and the strategy game never ends.

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