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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and constituents alike staggered, the latest sensation in mobile gaming, "Brainy Brawler: Duel of Wits," has secured a seat in the esteemed House of Representatives. The game, known for its addictive blend of strategic combat and quick-witted dialogue, has inadvertently launched its lead character, a fictional gladiator named Maximus Cleverius, into the realm of real-world politics.

The unexpected victory of "Brainy Brawler" came after a grassroots campaign that leveraged the game's robust in-app messaging system. Players, who number in the millions, found themselves inundated with political ads featuring Maximus Cleverius, decked out in full Roman attire, delivering stump speeches that were as catchy as they were nonsensical. The campaign's slogan, "Swipe Right for a Brighter Future," resonated with voters who were perhaps more familiar with swiping their screens to level up their characters than with traditional voting booths.

The political establishment was caught off guard, with seasoned politicians scrambles to understand the phenomenon. "It's a new era," declared the game's developer, Senator Thumbstick IV, during a tearful press conference. "The people have spoken, and they've chosen a character that embodies the very essence of our digital age. Who are we to argue with progress?"

The House of Representatives, ever the adaptive body, has taken steps to integrate "Brainy Brawler" into its ranks. A special bill was drafted to amend the Constitution, allowing for the admission of non-human entities under certain conditions. The legislation, known as the "Avatars in Government Act," passed with an overwhelming majority, signaling a new chapter in political representation.

Maximus Cleverius, now affectionately known as "Cleverius the Conqueror," is expected to take his oath of office via a live-streamed event, complete with virtual reality enhancements, ensuring that every citizen, regardless of their ability to leave their living room, can witness history being made.

As the nation braces for the changes that come with having a mobile game character in its legislature, one thing is clear: the future of government has never looked more... pixelated.

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