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In a stunning revelation that has left political pundits and history buffs alike scratching their heads, a recently "discovered" clause in the Constitution has thrown a wrench into the gears of political norms. The clause, buried deep between the lines of the original document, suggests that anyone who has ever been a contestant on the hit reality show "America's Got Talent" is automatically exempt from impeachment.

The discovery was made by a team of historians led by Dr. Simon Historical, a renowned expert in forgotten constitutional clauses and reality TV star alumni. "It's like the Founding Fathers foresaw a future where our nation's leaders would seek redemption on national television," Dr. Historical exclaimed, his voice trembling with a mix of excitement and existential Congressp>

Congress, which had been busy with its usual gridlock, was abruptly thrust into a frenzy of legal debates and feverish amendment drafting. Members from both sides of the aisle, who had previously been locked in a dance of political one-upmanship, now found themselves awkwardly shuffling in unison towards the nearest TV set to rewatch past AGT performances of the now-untouchable politicians.

The political satire community, meanwhile, has been set ablaze with comedic fervor. Comedian Punchline Jones, known for her sharp wit and uncanny ability to skewer political figures, is already garnering controversy for her new stand-up routine, "The Impeachment-Proof President: A Tale of Tumbling Tunes and Political Tomfoolery." Her punchlines, which previously targeted the personal lives and scandalous behavior of elected officials, are now focused on the unexpected talent-based loopholes that could potentially keep a political figure in office, no matter the misdeeds.

The American public, ever vigilant and easily entertained, has embraced the news with a mix of confusion and delight. Petitions to either affirm or repeal this clause have flooded the internet, with a surprising number of signatures calling for a special episode of AGT to determine the fate of the nation's leadership.

In a related event, several politicians have been spotted practicing their dance moves and rehearsing stand-up comedy routines, hoping to preemptively secure their place in the annals of AGT history and, more importantly, immunity from impeachment.

As the nation grapples with this constitutional curveball, one thing is clear: the line between reality TV fame and political destiny has never been more blurred. The question on everyone's mind is no longer who will be impeached but who will dazzle the judges and win the hearts of the American voting public on the grand stage of AGT. The future of American governance, it seems, is now in the hands of a 12-year-old ventriloquist and a magician who can make political party affiliations disappear. God bless America, and may the best politician-turned-entertainer win.

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