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In a shocking turn of events that has sent political and tech industry insiders into a frenzy, documents obtained by our intrepid investigative team at The Whimsical Times have revealed a bizarre and elaborate plot to launder campaign funds through the wildly popular mobile game, "Swipe Right for Treason."

The game, which has garnered a cult following for its clever combination of swipe mechanics and geopolitical intrigue, was not, as many believed, a harmless distraction for voters. Instead, it served as a front for a sophisticated scheme orchestrated by a shadowy consortium known as the "Pundits of Democracy."

The group, which boasts high-level operatives from both the Liberal Alliance and the Patriotic Front, ingeniously funneled tens of millions of dollars through in-game purchases. Players, unwittingly, were funding candidates' campaigns with every virtual donation they made to unlock new levels or purchase power-ups like "Bribe Boost" or "Tax Evasion Turbo."

The scheme was so intricately woven into the fabric of the game that players were rewarded with "electoral points" for every transaction, which would then translate into real-world votes in key battleground districts. The more players spent, the more influence they had in swaying the election's outcome.

The mastermind behind this operation was none other than the enigmatic game developer known only as "Dr. Econo," whose real identity remains a mystery. Dr. Econo's revolutionary approach to taxation within the game allowed players to legally evade taxes by simply staying in the virtual world of "Swipe Right for Treason."

The Treasury Department, initially baffled by the sudden influx of untaxed revenue, was left scrambling to adapt to this new form of economic subterfuge. Meanwhile, the Federal Election Commission, which had been monitoring the game for signs of election interference, was too enthralled by the game's plot twists to notice the illegal activities unfolding right before their eyes.

As the election drew near, the "Pundits of Democracy" were on the verge of pulling off one of the most audacious coups in political history, until our diligent reporters connected the dots between the in-game economy and the funding of illicit campaigns.

In a statement, the White House Press Secretary, known for her colorful metaphors, declared, "This is a clear case of virtual reality intruding upon our cherished democratic process. We are committed to protecting the integrity of our elections, even if it means taking a time-out from our favorite mobile games."

The fallout from this scandal has been swift and severe. The game has been pulled from app stores, and the "Pundits of Democracy" are now facing an onslaught of investigations from multiple federal agencies. As for Dr. Econo, their whereabouts remain unknown, and their next move is the subject of much speculation.

In a statement to The Whimsical Times, a spokesperson for the game's publisher, "FakeCo Games," said, "We are deeply sorry for any confusion our game may have caused. We assure the public that 'Swipe Right for Treason' is strictly a work of fiction and in no way reflects real-world political machinations."

As the nation grapples with the implications of this revelation, one thing is clear: politics has officially entered a new realm of absurdity, where the lines between reality and satire are as blurred as the ethical boundaries of those orchestrating the grand deception. The question on everyone's mind is, what will be the next move in this high-stakes game of digital political poker?

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