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In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of the nation's Capitol, a leaked memo from a mysterious economist, known only as Dr. Currency, has unveiled a chilling prediction that could potentially trigger the next impeachment saga. The memo, obtained exclusively by our intrepid correspondent, Painfully Punny, details a dystopian economic scenario that seems ripped straight from the pages of a science fiction novel.

The document outlines a future where the government, led by the enigmatic President Wealthy, imposes a tax so astronomically high that it defies the laws of both economics and common sense. Dubbed the "Ultra-Hyper-Inflationary Tax Act" (UHTA), this draconian measure is said to be a "bold step towards fiscal responsibility" according to the President's Chief Economic Advisor, Lady Fiscal.

The UHTA, as described by Dr. Currency, would not only tax income but also dreams, laughter, and the very essence of hope. It's a tax so all-encompassing that citizens would find themselves paying taxes on their imagination, the anticipation of a sunny day, and even the fleeting thought of a get-rich-quick scheme.

In a world where the economy has become a dystopian nightmare, the memo suggests that the American populace, already burdened with the weight of their own financial despair, would rise up in a collective act of defiance. This uprising, foretold by Dr. Currency, could potentially lead to the unraveling of President Wealthy's administration, setting the stage for the most dramatic impeachment proceedings since the last ones.

The memo ends with a cryptic warning: "In this economy, the only thing more taxing than your paycheck will be the political fallout if the UHTA is enacted."

As the nation grapples with the implications of this revelation, political pundits and economists alike are abuzz with speculation. Meanwhile, the citizens, their spirits dampened by the prospect of paying taxes on their aspirations, can only hope that this dystopian prediction remains just that—a prediction.

Stay tuned as this developing story unfolds, and remember, in the land of the free, sometimes the only thing more taxing than your taxes is the political satire that ensues.

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