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In a groundbreaking move that has left economists and tax collectors alike quivering in their loafers, the government has officially launched "CoinPocketChange," a new digital currency designed to revolutionize the way we think about taxes, financial transactions, and mobile gaming.

The brainchild of a shadowy task force known as the "Fiscal Innovation League" (FIL), CoinPocketChange promises to usher in an era where tax evasion becomes as simple as swiping a screen. "We've taken the age-old concept of dodging the taxman and transformed it into a seamless digital experience," beamed FIL's charismatic leader, Captain Fiscal. "Now, citizens can legally minimize their tax liabilities by simply playing their favorite mobile games and completing in-app purchases with our currency."

Legislation passed overnight has made CoinPocketChange the only legal tender that can be declared as 'playing dead' in tax reports, a move that has futurists and mobile gamers alike celebrating. "It's like hitting the jackpot in 'Candy Crush' every single day," exclaimed a jubilant gamer, who goes by the handle @SwipeHappy89. "I'm literally raking in digital cash while my tax burdens disappear into thin air."

But it's not just the gaming community that stands to benefit from this digital leap forward. Corrupt officials have found a new way to launder their ill-gotten gains. "With CoinPocketChange, I can bribe my way to the top and no one will ever know," gloated a well-known bureaucrat, who requested anonymity to avoid the wrath of the law. "It's financial innovation at its finest!"

In response to the public's overwhelmingly positive reception, the government has announced plans to phase out traditional currency altogether. "We're looking to the future," said the Minister of Digital Currency, Lady Foresight. "And that future is one where every transaction, every purchase, and every tax evasion scheme is seamlessly integrated into our lives through the magic of blockchain technology."

As the world stands on the brink of this new financial era, one thing is clear: the future of taxation is playful, profitable, and perilously close to being entirely above board. And while some may view this as a step backward for fiscal responsibility, others see it as a giant leap forward for the art of creative accounting.

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