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In a bombshell revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, a leaked memo from the Democratic National Committee has unveiled a clandestine operation to revolutionize American taxation. The plan, codenamed "Operation Monopoly Money," is an audacious scheme to overhaul the U.S. financial system by using a high-stakes game of Monopoly as a blueprint.

Sources close to the situation have confirmed that the mastermind behind this master plan is none other than the enigmatic "Professor of Political Economy," a Ph.D.-holding political strategist with a penchant for strategy games and a mysterious affinity for the iconic board game. The Professor's vision involves a series of legislative moves that mirror the acquisition of properties and assets on the Monopoly board.

According to the leaked document, the first phase of the operation involves the Democratic President, affectionately known as "The Community Chest," launching a series of executive orders aimed at "equalizing wealth distribution" among American citizens. These orders, modeled after the card draws that can either bless or curse a player in Monopoly, will randomly adjust tax brackets, inheritance laws, and capital gains tax rates.

The second phase, "The Railroad Monopoly," is set to deploy a fleet of high-profile legislators, dubbed "Iron Horses," to push through a new tax code that will effectively allow the government to monopolize the nation's wealth. This legislative train, led by the charismatic Speaker of the House, "Madam Locomotive," will steamroll through the opposition with a series of bills designed to funnel funds into government-controlled enterprises.

Phase three, "Boardwalk Empire," will see the Democrats' strategy shift to a more covert operation, with the help of the Federal Reserve, known in the memo as "The Banker." The Federal Reserve will begin printing "Monopoly Money" in the form of new digital currencies, which will be distributed among the populace as part of a universal basic income initiative. This move is expected to create a new economic paradigm where the value of traditional U.S. currency is dwarfed by the new digital assets, effectively allowing the government to tax its citizens at will.

In a statement, the Democratic National Committee has denied any knowledge of these alleged plans, calling them "outlandish" and "the product of a fevered imagination." However, insiders claim that the operation is already in motion, with the first signs emerging in the form of cryptic tweets from key Democratic lawmakers and sudden shifts in the financial markets.

As the nation braces for the potential economic upheaval, one thing is certain: the next few years will be a game of high stakes, where the rules are ever-changing and the outcomes as unpredictable as the roll of a pair of dice. Whether this is a genius strategy or a dangerous gamble remains to be seen, but one thing is for certain: the political board game has just reached a whole new level of intensity.

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