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In a shocking display of visionary leadership, the Democratic-controlled House of Representatives unveiled an ambitious plan this week to catapult the American economy into a utopian future, where flying cars, teleportation, and fully automated workforces are not just the stuff of science fiction, but the cornerstones of a new economic era.

The landmark bill, dubbed the "Futuristic Economic Advancement and Total Empowerment (FEAT)" Act, was introduced by the charismatic and forward-thinking Congressperson Alex Mercurial, who promised that the act would not only reignite the American economy but also secure the freedom and prosperity of the next generation.

Under the FEAT Act, the government will invest heavily in quantum computing, interstellar space travel, and robotic enhancements for all citizens. The act also includes provisions for universal basic income, to ensure that every American can afford the latest tech gadgets and cybernetic upgrades, and a nationwide network of hyperloops, which will connect every major city in less than a minute.

"Our children deserve a future where they are not shackled by the mundane constraints of the past," said Mercurial, while standing in front of a holographic projection of a utopian cityscape, complete with floating sky-gardens and holographic pets. "The FEAT Act is our blueprint for this brave new world, where the only limits are the laws of physics—and we're working on those too."

Critics, however, have raised concerns about the practicality of the FEAT Act. Many experts question how the government plans to fund such an ambitious agenda, especially in light of the trillion-dollar deficit. Moreover, skeptics argue that the focus on futuristic technologies may come at the expense of addressing more pressing issues like healthcare, education, and infrastructure.

But the supporters of the FEAT Act dismiss these concerns as mere Luddite fear-mongering. They argue that the act will not only create millions of high-tech jobs but also position America as the global leader in innovation and technology.

"This is our moonshot," declared Mercurial, referring to President Kennedy's bold commitment to land a man on the moon. "And just like that historic achievement, the FEAT Act will unite us, inspire us, and elevate us to heights we never imagined possible."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the Democratic Party is leaving no stone unturned in its quest to usher in a new age of American prosperity. And whether you're a believer in this futuristic vision or not, it's hard not to feel a sense of wonder at the audacity of such a bold, albeit outrageous, legislative proposal.

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