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In an extraordinary turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the nation's capital, a clandestine government pact has been uncovered, revealing a sinister plot to rewrite the Constitution and overhaul taxation policies. The pact, which appears to have bipartisan support, is a testament to the age-old adage that the only thing more powerful than the law of the land is the loophole within it.

At the helm of this covert operation is the enigmatic Senator Wealthmore, whose wealth and political influence have, until now, been the subject of only the most outlandish conspiracy theories. Alongside him, the shrewd and calculating Representative Loophole, whose legislative acumen is matched only by his penchant for creative accounting.

The plan, which was leaked to the public by a whistleblower who has since disappeared into the Witness Protection Program, outlines a series of amendments to the Constitution that would effectively allow the wealthiest 1% to pay taxes at a rate lower than that of the average Joe. The proposed changes include the "Fair Wealth Amendment," which argues that since the rich create more jobs (a point of contention among economists), they should be taxed at a lower rate to stimulate economic growth.

Furthermore, the "Wealth Preservation Act" suggests that individuals with a net worth exceeding $500 million should be exempt from paying any federal taxes whatsoever. The rationale? These individuals are already contributing to the economy through their investments and philanthropic endeavors.

The most controversial aspect of this secret pact, however, is the "Legacy Entitlement Clause," which would grant automatic citizenship to the offspring of any individual who has amassed a fortune of $1 billion or more. This clause, critics argue, is nothing short of a modern-day aristocracy, ensuring that wealth is passed down through generations, effectively creating a new American nobility.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this revelation, political pundits and ordinary citizens alike are left to wonder: is this the dawn of a new era of prosperity for the elite, or a dystopian nightmare where the American Dream is replaced by the American Monarchy? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the Constitution, as we know it, is under siege by those who seem to believe that money can buy more than just influence—it can buy the very laws that govern us all.

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