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In a move that has left fiscal experts and the general public scratching their heads in disbelief, the Grand Old Party (GOP) has declared an all-out war on tax fairness. Sources close to the situation have revealed that a secretive task force, dubbed "Operation Fiscal Freedom," has been assembled with the singular goal of undermining the very principles of a progressive tax system.

At the helm of this controversial operation is the enigmatic Senator Wealthhoarder, a man whose campaign contributions from the top 1% of income earners have recently come under fire. Despite mounting criticism, Wealthhoarder remains unshaken, steering his party warards what many are calling a fiscal cliff of unprecedented proportions.

The plot, as leaked to our undercover correspondent, involves a series of legislative maneuvers designed to benefit the wealthy at the expense of the middle class. The plan includes the elimination of the estate tax, which, according to Wealthhoarder, is nothing more than a "double dip" on the hard-earned assets of America's elite. Critics argue that this move would effectively create a inheritance loophole large enough to drive a limousine through, allowing for the accumulation of wealth in a manner that not even the most imaginative of science fiction authors could conceive.

Furthermore, the task force has been caught in a web of political games, manipulating economic data to justify their radical proposals. Internal documents obtained by our investigative team show a pattern of cherry-picking statistics that favor the GOP's agenda, while conveniently ignoring the long-term economic consequences that their policies would bring about.

The corruption runs deep, with reports of backroom deals and quid pro quo arrangements that make the Watergate scandal look like a schoolyard squabble. Lobbyists, once the faceless power brokers of American politics, are now stepping into the spotlight, their influence over legislation becoming more overt by the day.

As the nation watches in stunned silence, the Republican-led war on tax fairness continues to gather momentum. The question on everyone's lips is no longer whether the GOP's plans will come to fruition, but rather at what cost to the American dream. Will the nation's wealth continue to be concentrated in the hands of the few, or will the middle class rise up to reclaim the fairness that has been promised to them for generations?

In this topsy-turvy world of fiscal gymnastics, one thing is certain: the stakes have never been higher, and the future of American taxation hangs precariously in the balance.

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