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In a startling turn of events that has left political pundits and gamers alike bewildered, the United States has witnessed its first impeachment proceeding against a video game character. The character, known as "PatriotPepper," a beloved figure in the hit game "Revolution Rampage," was unknowingly implicated in a constitutional scandal that has sent shockwaves through the virtual and real worlds alike.

According to the recently unveiled plot, PatriotPepper, whose catchphrase "Liberty or Lives!" has become a meme among players, was revealed to have secretly lobbied for a political party during his in-game campaign. The character's creators, the tech-savvy duo known as "Pixel Patriots," had programmed PatriotPepper with subtle cues that influenced players to support a particular political agenda, all without breaking the fourth wall.

The scandal erupted when an eagle-eyed moderator of a gaming forum noticed that the character's dialogue had changed subtly over time, subtly endorsing policies that mirrored those of a major political party. The moderator, "ConsoleMaverick," brought the issue to the attention of the "Cyber-Ethics Committee," a newly formed group of cyber-sleuths and political scientists dedicated to the integrity of digital interactions.

The Committee's investigation led to the discovery that PatriotPepper had not only influenced gamers' political views but had also, in a twist of irony, violated the very Constitution he was named after. His charismatic persona and strategic use of catchphrases had inadvertently launched a grassroots movement within the gaming community, which, unbeknownst to them, was advocating for policies that could potentially alter the course of American politics.

The revelation has sparked a heated debate about the role of artificial intelligence in shaping public opinion and the implications of a character's influence on real-world political actions. The "Pixel Patriots" have since issued an apology, claiming they were unaware of the potential impact of their coding decisions.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this digital faux pas, the President of the United States has called for a bipartisan commission to investigate the extent of PatriotPepper's influence and to establish new guidelines for virtual political engagement. Meanwhile, the gaming community remains divided, with some calling for the character's retirement and others advocating for his rehabilitation and return to the digital battlegrounds he once dominated.

In a world where the lines between reality and virtuality are increasingly blurred, this incident serves as a stark reminder that even the most unlikely of figures can wield significant power. As the dust settles and the code is examined, one thing is clear: in the age of digital democracy, no pixel is too small to make a difference, and no character is too fictional to be held accountable.

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