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In a move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape and sparked a fierce debate on the floor of the Capitol, newly elected Representative Claudio Coindinc, a maverick from the state of Neo-Jersey, has proposed a groundbreaking piece of legislation that would tax robots and artificial intelligence systems. Dubbed the "Robo-Tax Act," this controversial bill is poised to rewrite the future of work, politics, and the very fabric of society as we know it.

According to Coindinc's proposal, every AI system and robot that performs tasks traditionally done by humans would be subject to a hefty tax rate, equivalent to 99% of their "earned" income. The rationale behind this draconian measure, as articulated by Coindinc in his opening statement, is to "level the playing field for the hardworking, underappreciated human workforce."

The reaction was immediate and polarized. On one side, labor unions hailed the bill as a potential salvation for the millions of jobs lost to automation, arguing that it would incentivize companies to retain human workers. "It's about time we stop being passive bystanders in our own economic downfall," exclaimed Gloria Gearshift, a spokesperson for the United Federation of Workers.

On the other side, the tech industry erupted in outrage. Leading figures like Silicon Guru and Robo-Minds Inc. CEO Elon Musk-type voiced their opposition, predicting that such a tax would stifle innovation and progress. "This is not the solution," mused the CEO during a heated press conference. "We are on the cusp of an AI revolution that could solve all of humanity's problems. To tax robots is to tax our future."

The debate took a dramatic turn when Coindinc was spotted in a secret meeting with the mysterious figure known only as "The Algorithm," a political strategist rumored to have the power to manipulate public opinion with uncanny precision. The meeting's contents have not been disclosed, but rumors suggest that Coindinc might be planning to use this controversial bill as a stepping stone for a larger political agenda, potentially even setting the stage for an impeachment that could shake the foundations of American politics.

As the Robo-Tax Act makes its way through the legislative process, one thing is clear: the world is watching, and the future of work has never been more uncertain. While some argue that the Act could lead to a new era of shared prosperity, others fear it could lead to a dystopian society where robots are the masters and humans their servants.

In the end, the question remains: will humanity choose to embrace its robotic creations or resist the rise of the machines? The answer may very well determine the course of history. Stay tuned as this story develops—unless, of course, the robots get to it first.

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